I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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