is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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