you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment