I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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