Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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