he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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