that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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