Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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