I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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