Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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