Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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