yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Just high enough for therapy.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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