I am puke
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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