I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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