sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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