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• (703): View more from Virginia

  While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE

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• (516): View more from New York

  Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.

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