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  Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.

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  I could make treat bags

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?

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  I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.

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  sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...

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• (281): View more from Texas

  She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.

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  Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH

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  I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.

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  every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"

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  Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start

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  asking for a friend

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