I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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