she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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