absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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