1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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