sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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