this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
Randomize
