Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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