These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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