but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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