did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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