So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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