Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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