You're my little dorito
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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