R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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