Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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