Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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