Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Just cropdusted the office
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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