I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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