Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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