Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize