I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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