69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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