I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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