There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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