is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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