oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
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stop calling my apartment porn island.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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