I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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