stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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