great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
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FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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