you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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