It's Friday. Sex?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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