rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
you didnt know i had herpes?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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