dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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