i just google imaged poop.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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