Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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