You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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