I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Say something about gay babies.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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