need another drink. this is the easiest way
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We have started to decorate penises.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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